Tonight’s programming includes unsolicited advice, emotional retail, and a whole lot of satin.

First, the Muse Hotline takes your spirals live on air. Our operator? Sassy, unbothered, and holding the phone cord like your healing depends on it.
Then we head to Muse House QVC, where we’re selling a broken heart in a jewelry box. Limited quantity. No refunds. Definitely cursed.

In this episode:
📞 Press 1 for creative burnout, 2 if he never called back
💔 Broken hearts go on sale
🛋 Affirmations are included, but emotionally backordered
✨ 1980s lighting, 2025 problems

Muse Network — for when you're too dramatic for therapy but too aesthetic for chaos.