Live from the Museiverse, where even the clouds have a moodboard and the humidity has opinions.

It’s a balmy night in the upper quadrant, and reports are rolling in:
• Light existential dread drifting in from the northeast
• 86% chance of overthinking around 3AM
• And somewhere in Florida, a crocodile named Bernard just booked his second shoot

Gertha is on-air tonight in full peach power suit, giving you the updates you didn’t know you needed—from emotional cold fronts to scattered delusions by sunrise.

Because in the Museiverse, the forecast isn’t about the weather…
it’s about the vibe.